Sonic vs. Mario

Mario

No need for your crazy sound effects, because I always bring on the Bowser,

This rap will only last me a minute, but it'll last you an hour,

You changed in almost every game, and your shoes scream rip-off,

Game makers find it so hard to re-use you, they couldn't put you in a Ziploc,

I'm not the first second or the third red guy, to make you lose your rings,

Even if you were with Amy and her hammer, you'd never be Sonic Booming,

I'll be at the Finale, you wouldn't finish charging your Homing Attack before lunch,

Just before you Spin Dash, into my Super Jump Punch,

Sonic

It's-a-me-a-Sonic, speedster's hunger, there is no other, 'stache that's dumber,

The only Jumpman, world's fattest jumper, done all the jobs, except a plumber,

They call me Sonic, because I'm fastest, your an accident, just an Alex, Kidd,

You may have the Super and the Bros., but I'm the one who's Smashing it,

Mushroom Penis huh? Just call Luigi, his vacuum cleaner, ain't just for cleaning,

Stomp you like Goomba, kick out like Koopa, from my own gaming, to my own series,

I am the Blue Shell, I drive you crazy, I'm the Sonic Drift, it's just what I do,

Now you're Mario, the Protagonist, but without your hat, who the hell are you?