Peter vs. Homer

Peter

You came out in 1989, I farted than did the 69,

The bird is the word, get out old man... you're already 59,

You may choke your son's head, but I play football with mine,

Like Quagmire's nuts, your fat *** got stuck in the window last time,

Your career already died, because you touch yourself at night,

Watching the latest episodes of The Simpsons, what a waste of my life!

You're "Supporting Characters", make Meg look like a celebrity, decent...

Who was that guy? What, he stilll lookin' for his penis?

I've never had so many stupid jobs, you're gonna have to drink,

Holy crap your a crapple, your fat as an apple, what do you think?

You've got horrible ideas, you need to clean them up, that's what soap is for!

You use every single bad joke in the book, you're a sitcom whore!

Listen up Beer Griffin, I've got more class than a highschool student,

Spit more crap than the average Starbucks inhabitant, as if your show's an improvement,

Your only real best-friend, is that one-timer Peter, clone goblin,

So here's to alcohol, my best-friend, the answer to all my problems,

You take one step on the ground, and you completely change the Earth's seasons,

You take one step onto TV, and I've already aired in so many seasons,

Point is, my show is one huge project, ask the guy who made your clothes,

You copyrighted Springfield's beer, got any other dulpicates that I don't know?

Point is, my trademarks are one small project, just like the contents of your underwear package,

Is that the Family Guy theme song? Cut off that infernal racket!