Anubis vs. Hades

Hades

You're gonna get 3 times the rabies, the god of your own funeral,

You can walk like an egyptian, count your footsteps in roman numerals,

Why don't you look me in the face, I only see one of your pupils,

You're not a god at all Anubis, call yourself king but your A noob though,

I abducted my own wife, I'm pretty sure I can take your job too though,

I may have been swallowed by my own father, but at least I was actually useful,

Didn't play a part in your own stories, and you want my approval?

Look up "god of death and riches", let's who's name appears first on Google,

Anubis

You wouldn't know about death, if it swallowed you and your siblings,

I rule over Egyptians, I'm already winning,

They had to clap and bow, just for you to hear the sound,

Put your three-headed hound, back to the underworld Pound,

Hades

Don't speak of my history at all, you used to be a black-coated jackass,

I've got my own statue in a musuem, you've got your own hand-craft mask,

They slapped me on a oil painting, just to boast my achievement,

You've got a painting that shows, your skirt hiding your small penis,

Anubis

Talk about my penis? Hope your dad doesn't swallow that,

Judging by your statue, that's a three-headed cat,

First comes kidnapping, then comes marriage,

Your wife is your niece? But I got a Hades carriage,

I was "born" with my power, you had to steal from your family,

Your own residents want to leave, that's a first-class anomie,

Your dog is unoriginal, I'd rather Hail Hydra,

I'll bring you to your own death, along with Zeus and Posiedon,

Hades

You mock about marrying my family, when you fucked your own sister,

How do you do that by accident? What a huge mistake, mister,

But let's not stop there, her virginity isn't the only thing that you took,

They only speak of my mythology, in the childrens books,

Anubis

Your entire history, is a long criminal record,

I watch over you and the tombs, I'm a true protector,

Why don't run to your mummy, "hand" your dog it's favorite bone,

I face the other way, because I don't want to turn to stone,