Human Torch vs. Captain America

Johnny Storm

You fought a-

Great war, yah, but you're The Thing of the past,

After all the Winter I'm the first flame to whoop your ass,

So Fantastic, Jack couldn't draw the action,

Why don't you go update, your MySpace status,

You guys fought an army, we fought Galactus,

By the looks of Ultron, you're your own antagonists,

Your Uncle Sam called, he wants his outfit back,

Go back to your filler movies, in your Cinematic,

Hell you existed, before your own, company,

You're fighting Ultron 2, there are no drugs in me-

But I tend to light things up, I "Flame on" it,

You're an old man, Cap, stick to writing comics,

No more, America, that A might as well stand for France,

This is a fight, not "So, You Think You Can Dance?"

You might want to put down, that American Flag,

I'll hit you so hard, your shield will never come back,

Steve Rogers

You're kinda like me, minus the haircut,

Got a Red Skull there, Human Torch...

Why don't you try, being frozen, in a block of ice,

If so you might as well, erase that number 4,

They say "Run, Forest, Run!", when they see you,

You're not the first number 2 I've fought...

Think you can beat me? Your head's full of oxegen,

The Human Bad-pun, should've been in Batman & Robin,

To you the A on my suit, stands for asskick,

You had no drugs in you, but your dad did,

You better wax out, you're a Human Candle,

Like what killed your mother, you're an accident,

You're the Third wheel, of the Fantastic Four,

They say you're a guy who moves a lot in romance, and-

You Storm alot but the, only time you "Flame on",

Is when you're looking over, at Scarlett Johansson,