Flash vs. Sonic

You can call me paparazzi 'cause I always Flash-

but I'll never be around you less I'm gettin' cash, because I gotta dash,

You sure can beat the radio but I'm faster than the lights-

Crimson Comet Man of Steel I got it and Dark Knight, leave you in fright,

Heard about this certain battle, not what I wanted-

We're talking the guy but not the place I wanted omelette, not the hedgehog Sonic,

You'll always be real slow, from your games to your CDs-

You're not a cat with 9 lives, but because of me, you're a hedgehog, with no rings!

They call me Sonic,

because I'm faster than sound, I keep on dumpin' around,

Blue Hedgehog Sonic,

at incredible speeds, I'm movin' my feet!

Shutup Bart Allen, I'm fastest, compared to me you're just a Shadow,

It's a true fact, you think you're fast, because you inhaled some kind of tobacco,

I speed flex, I've got reflex, so you better hold back that Impulse,

Created Dubstep, with my footsteps, from the first Sonic Game to Super Smash Bros,

You're not a speedster or a comet, mess with my emeralds I'll go chaotic,

You better keep quiet because I'm talking, you tend to get off-topic,

Fuck logic, I'm Sonic, my super speeds are catastrophic,

You're idiotic, so just stop it, you were way better in the comics!

I can run through walls, I'm The Fastest Ghost Alive,

But that's not my flashPoint, I paradoxed through time,

There's no springs or slides in this game, so you've got no comeback,

You're worst enemy's not a speedster, it's a fatman with a mustache,